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Internet Is Fun

Feeling bored? Do you want your face to get smiled instantly. Open you will find the doodle of the day. The title speaks that Internet can be fun. Yes Internet is funny in many ways and also useful in many ways. The use of Internet many ways makes Internet as Fun for the world.  In childhood days we learn the Transitive Dependency Rule A  --->B  B   ---> C Then A ---> C In human beings language A is Human being, B is the Resource and C is Internet For any kind of research and to get the particular resource we opt Internet. So in a way Human beings automatically connects to Internet. So Human  ---> Internet I hope my logic of explaining didn’t confused even non math readers over there. In a fast running world today, we are running very fast to compete with time to finish the tasks allotted to us or to do list that we have. So in these environments we are winning against time because of Internet. This is all because we are finishing lot o


This post has been published by me as a part of the Blog-a-Ton 27 ; the 27th Edition of the online marathon of Bloggers; where we decide and we write. To be part of the next edition, visit and start following Blog-a-Ton . The topic for this month is 'Once Again'.  Life is becoming easier and easier because of the advanced technology today. Even though our life is easier still we feel we are missing those golden happy movements that we wish to come once again and again. Any experiences an average human being face today or any dialogues or reflections that occur today tend to make them to go back to their golden days transit. There is a psychological nature every  human being faces  where we don’t know the importance of occurrences that happens at that time, but we feel regret afterwards as we know how much we are missing those priceless and precious days.   Photo Source - Let’s get into

Aren't We Killing Time?

Before reading the topic just read my  Disclaimer... All statements appearing in this post are for funny(Ofcourse facts)Any resemblances to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Now a days if you want to know about your friend or where he or she is?..There is no need to call that person.Just open your facebook and find his/her status.You will know his or her location or what he/she is doing now.:) :)(Not all ,just saying in a generalized way). Imagine  how it would be if we don't have facebook.I think most of the addicted people feel mad themselves becaz they don' know what to do.There is a fact that if people are getting bored they login into facebook and if are bored hey logout the same FB. Imagine a world with no FaceBook.All FB manics hands will be itchy to status,comment or like or share randomly.Their quench for thirsty will not be any water or juices but FB.All guys and gals roam over the street.What's the way they do likes or comments on

Why Shreya Ghoshal is my sister..?

Its almost 2 months I didn't updated the blog. Was busy bee these days and that's the reason I couldn't concentrated over my blog status(yes u guys are right.I am busy in updating statuses in Facebook and Twitter...:) :)   This time I want to write on the lady who don't need much introduction ,the Singing Sensation,the oo la la gal,the diva my beautiful sister Shreya Ghoshal.Don't be awww,confused or surprised about the title or what I said that Shreya Ghoshal is my sister.You will get to know about it very shortly. The word Shreya has all the meanings that means to the music world and which she deserves too.  Shreya means Lucky. Not only to Bollywood but she is lucky to all the woods movie makers in India(Her singing exposure to Telugu,Tamil,Malayalam,Kannada,Bengal etc apart from Bollywood says that). Shreya also refers to 'Beautiful and Most Talented' Of course she is beautiful.She broke many young hearts all over the world with her m

Week Days Connectivity with a Software Techie

        In today's world , the mankind is so connected to advanced technology  in such a way that he is not having enough time to spend with his family or friends or children(all in all relaxation time or what ever you may call),and in most of the cases only  weekends are relaxation hubs for connectivity.I for sure believe that most of them will connect to my statement. Sometimes  my mind makes me to knock with a question like 'How are these 7 week days are connected to a Human Being? So following are the funny connections I made to a Software Techie to week days , have fun reading     1.Moody Monday    Monday Morning will be moody as  weekend gets completed and everybody needs to get set for work.Moody day in the office,obviously that's true for most of the men. 2.Talkative Tuesday                              The Guy just starts to talk with colleagues  and will connects to work.(Before leaving from office he feels that everything is good to go and may be there v

Funny Store Procedure

 Hi folks , today I am posting a funny store procedure , where I got it from  my friend  Shiva who works with me.Hum office mein wrk kam karthe hain..lekin batheein jhyada. lol...Chalo hv fun reading the following Store Procedure . CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage Bride_Groom Male (26) , Bride_Female(22) AS BEGIN SELECT Bride FROM India_ Brides WHERE Father-In-Law = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20  AND House_Status ='ThreeStoreyed' AND Bride_Status IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,Bank BalanceFROM Father-In-Law UPDATE MyBankAccout  SET My_Balance = My_Balance + Father-In-Law-Balance UPDATE MyLocker SET My_Locker_Contents = My_Locker_Contents + Father-In-Law-Gold INSERT INTOMyCarShed VALUES('BMW') END GO Then the wife writes the below query:    DROP HUSBAND; COMMIT So boys be prepared and alerted before getting married.The folks who already married..hmm hum tho kuch bhi nahi kar sak

My Weird flight incidents

  Hii guyz , vanakkam . Hw r u guyz ? hoping that andaru(Evrybody) chilling life.This time I am coming up  with topic something refreshing and something  humorous . All this topic is pertaining to my journey in the flight . Chalo  guyz , letz get into it and see what happened to this fantoosh guy. During my first journey in the flight,where I am about to leave  from India  to US, initially I travelled from Rajiv Gandhi International Airport,Hyd to Chatrapathi Shivaji Airport,Mumbai in domestic flight. As itz my first flight journey , I  felt much happy and at the  same time I was quite tensed. To be frank, I am unable to put my seat belt tighten , itz a foreigner who helped me out in this factor . I was seated in the middle.To my other side there is a desi. May be he taught in his mind  in this way " Manodu ippude erra bus digi flight ekkutunnadu kavachhu ani (may be dis guy just nw got down from Red bus (RTC bus) and travelling in the flight for first time).This  is the first 

A mail to his wife....(FUN)

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room. So he decided to send an E-MAIL to his wife. However he accidently typed the wrong e-mail address and without realising his error, he sent the message . Meanwhile, somewhere in mumbai a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her mail, expecting message from her relatives and friends.; After reading the first message she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To: My loving wife Subject: I've just reached Date: 13th oct 2006 I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to sent e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was...... (Source-

OY Review

Hii Guyz,I'm here 2 sahre wid u da review of Siddharth nd Shamilee starrer OY. Released on -July 3rd Friday Producer-Danayya@Universal Movies Director-AnandRanga Music- Yuvan Shankar Raja Editing-Marthand K Venkatesh Cast- Siddharth,Shamilee,Krishnudu,Sunil,Pradeev Ravath,Surekha Vani etc Coming 2 story Uday(Siddharth) is a rich person who always wants everything 2 be short nd sweet.Sandhya(Shamilee) is a typical kinda of gal who believes in old traditions,numerology,devotional .As usual Uday falls in love wid sandhya,but sandhya does'nt wants 2 love him as she says she does'nt match him as per numerology.Uday tries hard for his first love nd as usual love blossoms between them.Later on uday cames 2 know that Sandhya is suffering from cancer.And da rest of the story is hw Uday helps his first love....? The titles during the start of the film is catchy,Picturisation is gud.Songs nd locations are gud.Siddharth has given 100% perfomance 2 his acting.Shamilee luks cute


Hii blog readers....., So after a long gap....I'm writing my new blog.Coming 2 me ,My Life is OK routine life..So that's the reason why my mind haven't captured any new topics to write the blog.So this time I'm here to share the review of KIKK ie Konchem Istam Konchem Kastam starring Siddharth and Tamanna which I watched in IMC6. The Cast includes--> Siddharth Tamanna Nazar Prakash Raj RamyaKrishna Brahmanandam(GachiBowli Diwaker) Coming to story... Sidhhu is kind of spend thrift person who flirts gals.The thing is siddhu's parent's stays apart from each other in diffrent places.Tamanna a typical village girl loves her father very much.She comes to city for her studies,whom she stays wid her friend who seems to be friend of siddhu.As usual love blossoms between Siddhu and Gita.When they approach Gita's father about their proposal, he put's up a protocal, that if Siddhu's parents live together, than only he'll move forward about the proposal.SO