Funny Store Procedure

 Hi folks , today I am posting a funny store procedure , where I got it from  my friend  Shiva who works with me.Hum office mein wrk kam karthe hain..lekin batheein jhyada. lol...Chalo hv fun reading the following Store Procedure .

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
Bride_Groom Male (26) ,
Bride_Female(22) AS
BEGIN
SELECT Bride FROM India_ Brides
WHERE Father-In-Law = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20 

AND House_Status ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND Bride_Status IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MBA)

AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,Bank BalanceFROM Father-In-Law
UPDATE MyBankAccout 

SET My_Balance = My_Balance + Father-In-Law-Balance
UPDATE MyLocker

SET My_Locker_Contents = My_Locker_Contents + Father-In-Law-Gold
INSERT INTOMyCarShed VALUES('BMW')
END
GO

Then the wife writes the below query: 
 DROP HUSBAND;
COMMIT

So boys be prepared and alerted before getting married.The folks who already married..hmm hum tho kuch bhi nahi kar sakthe..upar ka khuda par bharosa rakoo....hav a madly married life....Bye folkslll