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Funny Store Procedure

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 Hi folks , today I am posting a funny store procedure , where I got it from  my friend  Shiva who works with me.Hum office mein wrk kam karthe hain..lekin batheein jhyada. lol...Chalo hv fun reading the following Store Procedure . CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage Bride_Groom Male (26) , Bride_Female(22) AS BEGIN SELECT Bride FROM India_ Brides WHERE Father-In-Law = 'Millionaire' AND Count(Car) > 20  AND House_Status ='ThreeStoreyed' AND Bride_Status IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MBA) AND Having Brothers= Null AND Sisters =Null SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,Bank BalanceFROM Father-In-Law UPDATE MyBankAccout  SET My_Balance = My_Balance + Father-In-Law-Balance UPDATE MyLocker SET My_Locker_Contents = My_Locker_Contents + Father-In-Law-Gold INSERT INTOMyCarShed VALUES('BMW') END GO Then the wife writes the below query:    DROP HUSBAND; COMMIT So boys be prepared and alerted before getting married.The folks who already married..hmm hum tho kuch bhi nahi kar sak

Jago Youngistan

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Friendship is the only thing in the world concerning the usefulness of which all mankind are agreed                            - Cicero  Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods                        - Artistotle Hii guyz  ,as today is friendship day I am writing this blog to throw in your minds, what really  friendship means in my approach.After reading this kopidi ka funda , Juz keep u r hand on your heart and think are we going in the right path.So Happy reading Guyz.. Can u imagine a life without friends? Do u think u can be happy? Ofcourse not , u may spend happy life with family , u may share u r sorrows and happy movements with your family. But you cant's share all of the things, itz a  friend who gives you a hand in da case when you are in troubles. Will you get the awareness of  what all the things going in the  life without any friend..? No , right?.Hmm, yeah , I know you  guyz are nodding u r heads. So , I think my statement is tru

Inception Review

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Movie Name - Inception Genre - Action/Adventure/Sci-fi/Drama/Thriller Released On - July 16 , 2010 Director - Christopher Nolan (The Dark Knight Fame) Cast - Leonardo Dicaprio , Marian Cotillard ,Ken Watanabe , Ellen Page(Juno fame) , Callian Murphy, Dileep Rao etc Watched At - Ultra Star , San Diego The Plot Cobb(Leonardo) is a specialist,android,intellectual in extracting the ideas from other minds through the method of Inception .The movie is the process of planting Ideas in other minds , hence by the name Inception.Here the guys are made to go into dream , where they have the chance to create a new world or they can go to their yesterdays life  in their dream where ideas are extracted by making to think through sub conscious mind .Some disaster incidents makes Cobb to stay in the dream world . He has the desire of coming back to real life where he wants  to meet his children . Fate comes to him through Ken Watanabe a businessman,who approaches Cobb to implant Ideas on

The Karate Kid Review

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Movie Name - The Karate Kid Genre - Action/Adventure Director - Herald Zwart   Producer - Will Smith,Jada Pinkett Smith,Ken Stovitz,Jerry Weintraub Cast - Jaden Smith,Jackie Chan,Taraji P Henson etc Released On - June 11 , 2010 Watched At - Amc Theatures , Mercado

Vedam Review

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Hello bloggies , here is my  review on Vedam  . Hope you guyz like it . Movie : Vedam           Banne r : Arka Mediaworks Story,Screenplay,Direction  : Radha Krishna (Gamyam Fame ) Produce r : Prasad Devineni and Shobu Yarlagadda Cast : Allu Arjun , Manchu Manoj , Manoj Bajpayee , Anushka ,Deeksha Seth , Lekha Washington , Raghu babu, Satyam Rajesh etc Music : M.M keeravani Fights : Ram Laxman Watched At : Imc6 Big Cinemas , SanJose , CA What's the story all about? Vedam connects with 5 diffrent people having their own problems . 1.Cable Raju ( Allu Arjun) is a cable operator from slums and he makes Pooja(Deeksha Seth) a rich lady to fall in love with him, so that he feels that he can live happily in the future . 2.Vivek Chakravorthy(Manchu Manoj) is a upcoming futuristic singer,where he has the dream to become a Rockstar. 3.Saroja(Anushka) is a whore who works in the brothel house for the need of the money. 4.Ramulu(nagayya) is a wool weaver (chenetha karmikudu) f

My Weird flight incidents

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  Hii guyz , vanakkam . Hw r u guyz ? hoping that andaru(Evrybody) chilling life.This time I am coming up  with topic something refreshing and something  humorous . All this topic is pertaining to my journey in the flight . Chalo  guyz , letz get into it and see what happened to this fantoosh guy. During my first journey in the flight,where I am about to leave  from India  to US, initially I travelled from Rajiv Gandhi International Airport,Hyd to Chatrapathi Shivaji Airport,Mumbai in domestic flight. As itz my first flight journey , I  felt much happy and at the  same time I was quite tensed. To be frank, I am unable to put my seat belt tighten , itz a foreigner who helped me out in this factor . I was seated in the middle.To my other side there is a desi. May be he taught in his mind  in this way " Manodu ippude erra bus digi flight ekkutunnadu kavachhu ani (may be dis guy just nw got down from Red bus (RTC bus) and travelling in the flight for first time).This  is the first 

Golimaar Review

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Hello Bloggies. I am here to write the review of Golimaar as Reviews dena padtha hain humara bloggies ke liye . Cast GopiChand as Ganga Ram , Priyamani  as Pavithra  , Nazar , Roja Selvamani , Ali , M.S Narayana , Kelly Dorjee  , jeeva etc Banner Sri Sai Ganesh Productions Directed By   Puri Jagannadh Produced By Bellamkonda Suresh Music by Chakri Released On  27th May Thursday Watched At  Big Cinemas IMC6 , San Jose  , CA Story GangaRam (Gopi Chand)  is a orphan who has a dream to become police from childhood .  With his sheer success and hardwork Gangaram becomes Encounter Specialist. His target is to eliminate the gangs of Khaleel ( Kelly ) and Talwar . Pavitra is a event organizer who hates boys always , as its comes from her mother Roja . So , how pavitra falls in love with tough cop and how GangaRam Succeeds in eliminating the bad boys is rest of the story . Artist Perfomance Gopi Chand as tough cop impressed well with his extraordinary performance .His dialogue